How-To For Homies (Without a Hint of Sarcasm)

Now I'm going to write a post for all who care out there, homies, blog-lovers, curious internet audience members, accidental by-standers and aspiring models, whereby I run through a a detailed and thorough list of my beauty and exercise routine and my diet aka. every seemingly insignificant morsel of food I do (or don't) put in my mouth. Because obviously, if we all just follow the same mathematically specific set of rules we'll all get the exact same outcome right?! Yay!
And then, if I have time, I'm going to post photos of myself wearing clothes that my income has allowed me to purchase and/or been given to me for free by various fashion people or in exchange for work. That way, I'll show you how to wear them, and then you buy them, and you 'get the look' as they say, get it? 'Get it'? Woot!
Okay, so i'm starting this entry right now...
Wait, no i'm not. Sorry.
I'm going to go do something rad instead.*

*(Did you find the real answer in there?)